Toilet Papering (TPing) Prank

TPing is one of the most classic, yet still hilarious pranks. TPing can be for a prank (obviously), revenge, Halloween, or just because you are bored. 



All you need is:

• A lot of toilet paper
• A victim
• Smelly substance (optional)
• Weight (optional)

The key to TPing is making it creative! Just a boring old roll thrown over a tree is lame. Try to do something innovative!

Here are some ideas and tips:

• Make the toilet paper smell. Use anything such as hot sauce or even an old stinky perfume.
• Create a design with some of the paper or mold it. The last time I went TPing, me and my friends made the victim's lawn gnome a mummy.
• Write messages either with the paper across their lawn or just write messages on the toilet paper itself.
• If you TP a tree, don't just do the top, wrap it around the trunk also.
• Tie a weight on the toilet paper for extra distance.

Have fun and keep TPing!!!

iPhone Autocorrect Fails

Who doesn't love a good orgy?
... I mean party... no I don't.




Disney - The root of all evil!




How iPhones sexually harass people.




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Chicken fingers....

Air Horn Pranks

Air horns are extremely amusing and practical for pranks. They can also be used for many other things including camping, safety, and even sporting events!

Pranks

The main use of air horns in pranks are to scare or surprise someone.

Even with that, there are many different ways of doing it, including: 

• Drive-by horn - Get in a car with your buds and drive by populated areas. Have a window rolled down, (preferably in backseat away from the drive) and blow the horn.
• Hiding - Hide in either a public place or somewhere in your house. Wait until your victim approaches and let loose!
• Subtle Scaring - Put the horn somewhere on you that no one can see. Go and use it and watch as people get scared and confused at the same time. Make sure no one catches you with it. 
• Rigged - If you are the type of person that likes being more complex with you pranks and want a challenge. You should figure out a way to set it off without you being there such as a tripwire. Make sure you record it so that you can catch the reaction of your victim. A rigged trap is shown below:

Be careful not to scare anyone too badly. Choose your victims wisely. (I am not responsible for your actions) Have fun pranking!!!

I definitely recommend this air horn. It's a pretty loud and inexpensive choice.

Forking Prank

Forking is a great prank to do because it is simple, low-cost, fun, and yields amazing results!
(not my pic)
I have gone forking about six times already and have had fun every single time.

It all started this summer when my friend Tom slept over at my house. We were bored and wanted to pull a funny and daring prank.  So I decided that we should fork my other friend's house. He thought that was a great idea and was excited. We went to the closest convenience store and bought about 10 packs of forks. We waited until 2 AM and left my house. We walked for about 15 minutes with forks in one bag, and fireworks in another. As we came upon her law, I could feel my heart beating extremely fast. I was worried, but once we started putting the first few forks down I had an adrenaline rush. Within 20 minutes we finished and put the final fork on her doorstep. I stood a few feet back and admired her newly white and sharp lawn. We then lit fireworks and ran for our lives!

She posted pictures of it on facebook and was extremely angry.  I called Tom up and told him and we laughed our asses off. We decided that the next time he comes over we would do it. And we did! Not just once, but SIX times, until we found out she called the police. After that we stopped. To this day, she has no idea it was us.

What you need:

• Forks (knives and spoons work too)

• a victim

• a plan

I don't wanna be sued because of you bums, so DISCLAIMER - I am not responsible for anything that you choose to do, fork at your own risk.

Have fun forking!


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In Soviet Russia...

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!

Here's the top 10 in Soviet Russia jokes!!!

10. In Soviet Russia, ball throws you!

9. In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

8. In Soviet Russia, the fool pities Mr. T!

7. In Soviet Russia, Nemo finds you!

6. In Soviet Russia, homework does you!

5. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

4. In Soviet Russia, the rent is too damn low!

3. In Soviet Russia, the Pokemon catch you!

2.  Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you!

1. In Soviet Russia, the lights turn you on! ;) (original)